Black everything

Once in there African countries, most black people are the greatest! Black in the meaning of all things black, Negro's True! There are 3 small children who are comparing black father.
To a child: "Babe I'm yesterday apple peel, uh .. hands
wounded, his BLACK BLOOD! ...
Children to 2: "Yesterday was my Papi benerin Parabola, uh .. fell
until fracture, its BLACK BONE! "
Children to 3, not to be outdone great: "Hm .. that's not how, earlier
night when we were watching TV the family room, all of a sudden my father
I fart, ... .. e-uh, ... suddenly the whole room so DARK !!!!!!"